[ "Can't walk" and "pretty bruised up" are two wildly different conditions, far as he figures.
So.
Obviously Jeff is going to leave the party and make his way to the address and-- ugh, is he going to need to hitch a ride? He's probably going to need to hitch a ride. Time to bribe the most sober person at the party with a $20.
It may take him a little while to get to the hotel, but he does. And, ugh, okay, he really doesn't look like he belongs here, and this looks like the kind of hotel that might actually try to keep the riff raff out... So Jeff just waits until the front desk is occupied by someone checking in and/or out, and strolls past, confidently, like he's already got a room here.
Knock knock. ]
Open up before I drink up a tab and charge it to your room.
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[ "Can't walk" and "pretty bruised up" are two wildly different conditions, far as he figures.
So.
Obviously Jeff is going to leave the party and make his way to the address and-- ugh, is he going to need to hitch a ride? He's probably going to need to hitch a ride. Time to bribe the most sober person at the party with a $20.
It may take him a little while to get to the hotel, but he does. And, ugh, okay, he really doesn't look like he belongs here, and this looks like the kind of hotel that might actually try to keep the riff raff out... So Jeff just waits until the front desk is occupied by someone checking in and/or out, and strolls past, confidently, like he's already got a room here.
Knock knock. ]
Open up before I drink up a tab and charge it to your room.