APOCALYPSE HOW: IC INBOX

[cacophonish]

"...is this thing on?" un: freakscene voice | video | text | action | everything

Comments

[cacophonish]

not for anyone who calls me MR CALHOUN 🖕

[retisense]

mr. calhoun sir?

[cacophonish]

i'm throwing all my weed down the garbage disposal now

2/2

[cacophonish]

bzzzBZZZZZZZZZwrrrrrrrrrr

that's the sound it's making right now

[ It's very possible Jeff is drunk or high as we speak ]

[retisense]

god, fine
jeff
what if I bring munchies?

[cacophonish]

oh yeah
sure ok
come over!

bring powdered donuts

[retisense]

can do
you want andy capps too?
i'm definitely getting licorice whips too

[cacophonish]

fuck yeah

oh! dude!!!!!

and sour punch straws!

[retisense]

okay but what are your thoughts
coke or diet coke

[cacophonish]

curveball: fanta

do you have popcorn

[retisense]

so diet coke and fanta then got you
I do
microwave okay?

1/2

[cacophonish]

yes! you're the best

2/2

[cacophonish]

dude you know what else would be great
easy cheese

[retisense]

oh I see how it is
now that I have munchies I'm the best but I wasn't even worth a pot share earlier
I get how it is

easy cheese it is

[cacophonish]

that's because you hurt my feelings and i'm very sensitive

😀!

[retisense]

tell me about it
I had no idea my old history teacher was such a baby

do you want hot doritos

[cacophonish]

i'm going to remember this and give you an F on every fucking assignment

doritos come in hot flavors now?
ok sure
and cool ranch
hot and cool

[retisense]

joke's on you, I got fs on every assignment anyway
(that's a lie)

yeah they sure do
okay picking up both

[cacophonish]

thanks i forgive you again for being the worst

do they still make teddy grahams? i love teddy grahams

[ ABBY, YOU CAN STOP THIS. HE WILL KEEP GOING. ]

[retisense]

it's okay, I forgive you too

yep, they're right in the cookie aisle

[It's a battle of wills now. Who will win, Jeff's stubbornness or Abby's wallet?]

[cacophonish]

can you get me a box

RING POPS!!!!
and ring pops 😊

[retisense]

got it!

important question: box of ring pops or just a loose one?

[cacophonish]

just a loose one i dont want to get greedy

[retisense]

sure
that'd be you
getting greedy