it'll be like a fucking an avocado party holy shit
[ Look, Jeff's a simple creature. And in a city where kink is everywhere, suddenly simple little totally unsexy things like avocados feel like the most novel, glorious treasures. ]
i'm getting my shoes on now which apartment are you in?
(man i bet "avocado party" is some kind of weird sex move here)
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an avocado party
holy shit
[ Look, Jeff's a simple creature. And in a city where kink is everywhere, suddenly simple little totally unsexy things like avocados feel like the most novel, glorious treasures. ]
i'm getting my shoes on now
which apartment are you in?
(man i bet "avocado party" is some kind of weird sex move here)