man it's wild... this place actually made porn boring you know? like i'd kill for something g rated now some disney movie where you don't see the princess's tits
[ From avocado fucking to Disney porn parodies-- wait wait okay he's getting himself distracted. ]
ok ok coming by now!
[ And Jeff will be there in a few minutes, since he's, like, a short elevator ride away, up on the Ninth Floor. He's also going to be ridiculously bundled up, considering they're indoors, in a fancy building with functional heating, but hey, he's a drama queen, okay!! ]
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like i'd kill for something g rated now
some disney movie where you don't see the princess's tits
[ From avocado fucking to Disney porn parodies-- wait wait okay he's getting himself distracted. ]
ok ok coming by now!
[ And Jeff will be there in a few minutes, since he's, like, a short elevator ride away, up on the Ninth Floor. He's also going to be ridiculously bundled up, considering they're indoors, in a fancy building with functional heating, but hey, he's a drama queen, okay!! ]