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[satanism]

( look, it's the little things. they've got to enjoy it while they can! and if these weirdos wanna get hype about avocados, let them. )

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probably. there's a hole
honestly read it as "fucking an avocado party" the first time
which coincidentally has probably aired on the horny food network at 3am and i mostly slept through it

[cacophonish]

man it's wild... this place actually made porn boring you know?
like i'd kill for something g rated now
some disney movie where you don't see the princess's tits

[ From avocado fucking to Disney porn parodies-- wait wait okay he's getting himself distracted. ]

ok ok coming by now!

[ And Jeff will be there in a few minutes, since he's, like, a short elevator ride away, up on the Ninth Floor. He's also going to be ridiculously bundled up, considering they're indoors, in a fancy building with functional heating, but hey, he's a drama queen, okay!! ]

sorry this took me ages!!!

[satanism]

( it's okay, Jeff, if anyone will understand it is the Louisiana native turned Californian. Daniel is vain as fuck so the extent of his bundling is a sweater. stupidly fancy, probably cashmere, very slim fit and somehow still slouchy. that said he left a pile of dog and blanket to get the door, so, it's not like he's immune to the elements. )

I hope you aren't weird about dogs. ( it's a hell of a welcome, no hi or anything. the only warning Jeff will get about the delighted golden retriever bounding between them. she is just shy of being the size of a normal size, she's almost there, but still more paw and ear than should be reasonably expected. Goldie Hawn bows expectantly, butt quivering in excitement and anticipation of a new friend. don't disappoint her, Jeff! ) You better get in before the first round of avocados showed up. I figured toast was the classic place to start. Right? Please tell me you're an avocado toast guy.